Monday, October 26, 2009

Mission Kate plus 8 minus Jon = Underway

Kate's one-hour special aired tonight. The producers chose several irrelevant questions from viewers but sporadically asked a few interesting ones. Kate proceeded to give vague answers and mention how much she loves her kids in almost every response.

Shocking, right?

As per usual, she was void of any likable personality and constantly used big words in the wrong contexts.

When asked if she thought the kids knew they were famous, she discussed how some of the their classmates mention that they see them on television. She instructed her children to say, "Thank you, but I don't really want to talk about it." Yeah, great advice mom. Now it'll be a cinch to make new friends! 

She followed that by saying, "It's just all about handling what is dealt to you, and handling it in a positive manner."

Dealt? Really, Kate? No one "dealt" you this hand. You chose to expose your life this way and continue to air you're dirty laundry the show, so paparazzi will follow you around. It comes with the territory, my friend.

Another great moment was when Kate talked about the popular Halloween wig of her hairstyle, followed by the explanation of why they couldn't put her name on the product. Basically, because then they would have to give her some of the proceeds. Which is too bad, because apparently they are back-ordered until the "end of time."

Hands down, the best part came when Kate discussed her "fans" and how flattered she was that people would come and wait in line for eight hours just to meet her. She then proceeded to state that she wouldn't wait eight hours to see anyone, not even Julia Roberts. Wow.

If you want a good laugh, I'll quickly mention the fact that Kate now aspires to be in a movie, or the voice of a cartoon because "it would, fun." Yeah, if there's any parts out there for a wordy, neurotic mom with a ridiculous haircut and Winnie the Pooh tattoo, she's got it in the bag.

Kate will have another chance to rack up the sympathy points discuss her side in a one-on-one interview with Natalie Morales in the TLC special event, Kate: Her Story, airing Monday at 9p.m.

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